When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.
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A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
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Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
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