human catherine wheel

When you have the need to vomit and expulse diarrhoea at the same time and are unable to know which way to face the toilet.

I've been up all night being sick and having diarrhoea- I'm like a human Catherine wheel.

by S-Jayx March 5, 2016

Human Waste Bin

Someone who eats so much shit .
Basically another definition to the "see food diet"

She is like a Human Waste Bin for food.

by YsguborHen May 26, 2018

Human Jumble Sale

A gathering of single people to offload their unwanted, I mean single friends.

How would you like to be my future jumble?

by The Director August 19, 2003

Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.

Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.

by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019

human life or no life

Have you checked out the definition of "hoe life or no life"?
You are not really a hoe.

Dude1:hoe life or lifeless
Dude2:no,human life or no life
Dude1:no
Dude2:no
Dude1:no
Dude2:NONONONO

by Artemvideourban January 29, 2023

human centipede management

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.

This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management

by Casanova Frankenstien December 10, 2013

human chronological erosion

chronologically induced etching away of physical attributes, skills and mental capacities.

he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion

she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009