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Hard Gard

Wiccan version of religious fundamentalists, and probably worst type of Wiccans you can encounter. They usually think only via initiation you can become a Wiccan, because Mother-of-all and Father-of-all are so weak that they will obey them all the time and will only talk to initiated ones.

They will insist on Wicca ''staying British'' even though originally it contained material from Hermetic Order of Golden Dawn which contained many things from eastern religions, Egyptians, Hebrews and it's largely based on Gospel of Aradia, which is Italian. They will also act like Gardnerian/Alexandrian Wicca is the only legit type of occultism (even though they have very little to zero occult knowledge) and try to bash every other believer that has been not ''initiated''.
''I am a third degree Hard Gard you losers! I am so witchy but cannot even lift a curse!''
''Maybe degrees are more aligned with arrogance rather than knowledge?''
by owlowlowl December 30, 2015
mugGet the Hard Gardmug.

Hard Bed

A word used to describe a very pleasurable bedframe, for sticking up your ass.

Usually has nice ridges and is smooth.
Hey bro, I just got off of my Hard Bed!

Ooh, that's hot! How was it?

Good man, but It smells like shit now.
by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium October 18, 2022
mugGet the Hard Bedmug.

mob hard

aki: me andd billy mob hard
billy: hell yeaa broo
by 353.52163 June 10, 2009
mugGet the mob hardmug.

Lee Harding

Extremely awesomely awesome guy who cam 3rd on Australian Idol and who's debut single 'Wasabi' debuted at #1 on the ARIA charts!!!
He was fromerly in a band called Bedrock but sinse Aus Idol he has gone solo and is releasing an album in February!
by Amz Good January 10, 2006
mugGet the Lee Hardingmug.

Hard Ass

Someone mean or tight on doing chicks cause he prefers guys
Vin Vin the Quimy is a HARD ass
by Special Ed March 27, 2004
mugGet the Hard Assmug.

hard hat

A term used to referto a Mexican or other Latinos.

This term was originated from the types of jobs that the previously mentioned have. Most of these people work on construction sites and therefore have to wear a hard hat
Look at that stupid hard hat building the new bank.
by YourMomGoesTo College February 11, 2005
mugGet the hard hatmug.

Hard Erect Dong

A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.
Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral
by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020
mugGet the Hard Erect Dongmug.

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