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I can't stop masturbating to grapes

Holy shit. I am fucking turned on by grapes. Whenever I feel the soft, slimy outer skin, I get turned on. I slowly peel off the wet skin of a green grape, and start to feel its inner flesh. I squeeze the grape onto my dick and feel aroused as the grape crushes against my rock hard boner. I ejaculate my cock with the grape in my hand and feel pleasured as my dick is penetrated by the grape seeds. In a clash of flavor, I begin to climax, with the grape seeds getting shot out at the window, shattering the glass. I then stack a pile of grapes which i sit on. As the grapes enter my ass, I begin to shit out cum, shit, and grape juice all at once on the floor. When I run out of grapes, I contemplate suicide and begin to hang myself until the noose breaks due to my weight, and I begin to ejaculate again with more grapes.
Ari, Ari I love your huge ass grapes *moan*
by Ari-Ari February 2, 2022
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Grape

A colloquialism used by US Marine Corps drill instructors during boot camp to refer to the heads of recruits.
See also: brain housing group
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Grapeseed extract

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The grapeseed extract might be on the surveillance camera I'm going to need that erased or edited. Ask the FBI they have great software...
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