The Fruit

A link to something

“Woah. That’s awesome. Is it from Amazon?”
“Yeah, bro.”
“Send me the fruit!”

by Petebwhat December 29, 2023

fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.

by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011

fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently July 30, 2015

Fruits Basket

Another word for ‘Balls’

I wanna dip my Fruits Basket in it!!!

by ChikinTheThird December 25, 2017

Backwards fruit basket

When your girlfriend tucks the strap-on between her legs & fucks your mouth.

My girl didn't enjoy my Buffalo Bill fruit basket position, she got her revenge with the backwards fruit basket.

by Cyprian Rose November 15, 2020

Fruit Lu-pe

An absolute nut head but the most adorable smol bean you’ll meet. She’s cute, smart and an absolute amazing person, I’m so happy to call her mine.

Fruit Lu-pe will you marry me?

by Drizella Kokane January 16, 2019

ojun fruit

also spelt as Ojen ; the original name given to a fictitious fruit used in the TV series 'Stargate - SG.1'. It looked like a custard apple and was described to have tasted like a cross between a guava and mango, thus becoming a guango.

Wow this Ojun fruit is really delicious!

by UrayaSin November 30, 2014