The Kitchen Effect

A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.

The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.

Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’

Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’

Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”

by WonderPlummetIntoSpace May 18, 2019

The Patel Effect

Becoming nose-blind to a particular smell usually due to familiarity with or prolonged exposure to them. Just like Rover from Rover's Morning Glory's childhood friend Patel. Patel's house reeked of curry, but he was not aware of the pungent stank occupying his home. He was oblivious to the fact that basically everything within a 5 mile radius of his house smelled of the aromatic spice. Also known as Odor fatigue or Olfactory adaption.

Jeffrey was confident he could wear his outfit for one more day. However, The Patel Effect prevented him from realizing the truth that he smelled like a daycare's diaper bin.

by Mattfromrochester August 9, 2019

McDonald's Effect

People believing that subpar or mediocre things are better than they actually are

Person 1: Why the fuck do people still listen to Cardi B?

Person 2: It's the McDonald's Effect man

Person 1: What?

Person 2: It's like how food that will make you cum your pants it's so good exists but people will still think McDonald's is really good

by That one ugly fucker September 1, 2019

the payday effect

Playing Payday or Payday 2 so much that upon entering any building, you immediately devise a plan to rob the place of its cash or important documents.

I experience the payday effect everyone I walk into the gas station.

by ubermacht September 8, 2019

The Gerald Effect

The typical name given to a woman that succumbs easily to a man's advantages with little or no chance of not falling for him. With 10 stages of the effect from first meeting a man all the way to when a man has ruined a woman and all that is left is hate, The Gerald Effect will take hold of a woman in any situation at any time.

'Oh that girl is showing signs of the Gerald Effect'

by Woman Immune to Gerald Effect January 4, 2018

The Lawnmower Effect

When you use your lawnmower and everyone else starts mowing their lawn too. Applies for most equipment such as hedge trimmers and weed whackers.

There he goes again, Steve starting up the lawnmower effect.

by a_fucking_sloth_lizard September 4, 2017

the voy effect

When you're at a event or party and everyone is gathered in one room, and 3 or more people leave the room and go to another room, and then a majority of the people follow to that room it is called The Voy Effect.

You know you're pulling the Voy Effect when you move rooms again and the crowd follows.

Mike: let's go to the kitchen there are less people
Steve: alright, lets go
Mike: cool nobodies in here

Steve: "oh hey guys"

Mike: Steve the Voy Effect just happened

Steve: you're right lets go downstairs

by Liberty Legend September 15, 2017