Dirty English

Dipping one’s penis into one’s own excrement and using it as a paintbrush to mark out a St. George’s Cross on the forehead of one’s homosexual partner.

The partner is on his knees, as if ready to receive a stinky knighthood.

My forehead still stinks from that dirty English Derek gave me on the weekend.

I look like a hot cross bun since Sven laid that dirty English on me.

by 69buttz December 25, 2020

Dirty Can

The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.

by Skidaddy September 15, 2018

Dirty Mayfield

The act of leaving a poop stain around someones mouth after eating out someone's buttocks.

Does Gerald have a mustache or is that a dirty mayfield I can't tell.

by ThermanDynamics March 26, 2022

Dirty Teka

When the giver of a blowjob sneaks her/his finger into the persons anus then uses that finger to brand them with their initials

Dude, last night my girlfriend surprised me with a dirty teka to show she owned me.

by jlynntheis April 2, 2020

Dirty trio

Step 1: Shit on their pillow Step 2:Put the shit in their pillow casE and Make a shit macE and hit them and theiR wallS Step 3:Put the shit mace in their tOilet taNk so every time the flush it comes out brown.

Hey! That son of a bitch dirty trioed me!

by Emr🗿 February 4, 2021

Dirty Clement

Is when a mans genitals are placed through a hole in a table so midgets can play piñata with his junk until he gets off.

"That party was nuts last night, Harry even volunteered to participate in a dirty clement!"

"Ill bring the midgets, you cut the hole. We are dirty clementing the shit out of tonight!"

by RLFORESKIN April 17, 2019

Dirty Pinwheel

Squirting feces and projectile vomit simultaneously while urgently looking for a toilet.

After all those street tacos and tequila that old gringo turned in to a Dirty Pinwheel on the way to the bathroom.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019