Dad’s Cream Soda

A drink that comes in a long tube-like bottle that only comes out if you squeeze the jelly substance out.

Girl: I love dad’s cream soda.

Gay Man: I do too!

Straight Man: NASTY!

by Vaporing May 23, 2019

your dads nuts

small

'broo wtf theyre so miniscule that aint a shwaty?? bros shit tinnyyy"
"your dads nuts small g"
"how u know tht"
'...."

by hornywatterbottle December 9, 2021

Super Single Dad

Super Single Dad is a dutch streamer popular for gaming with his daughters. He also likes to play late at night and drink shots for donations and getting drunk. but all that matters is that he is good for his daughters and that he streams

Super Single Dad, very single but a dad caring for his 3 daughters

by Xonarous January 8, 2023

Hot dad summer

Summer shouldn’t just be for the girls or guys but instead should be all inclusive, this leads us to the fathers or our community. Whether it’s a dad bod with shorts or the man your daughter calls daddy. Hot dad summer is for those special men that either fathered you in life or those kinky men you call daddy in the bedroom.

Rachel: Is that your dad over there?

Brad: yeah it’s hot dad summer so he whipped out the cargo shorts and is flexing that beer gut.

Alexa: Hey daddy.

Ritchie: Yes kitten?

Alexa: why don’t you take off those shorts and show me what hot dad summer is all about...

by Yoej Otitses May 19, 2021

your dad is dead

literally everone can relate lol. because your dad is dead

HEY, THATS WHY YOUR DAD IS DEAD LOL

by heycupcake:) May 22, 2021

Leo’s dad is gone

Leo’s dad is gone is a statement of o someone who has no dad and I a just a shitty person. They are addicted to video games. Their penis also happens to be the size of a peanut.

Haha, Leo’s dad is gone!

by IWantToDie69420! August 11, 2020

step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your step dad. Originally said by William Haynes.

I have step dad issues with the media

by ChristopherTheWriter August 6, 2015