Ding dong

When you go on the internet and see something disturbing but arousing.

Why is my DING DONG so hard???

by Mr Bleach December 9, 2017

salty dong

A German Pretzel

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst

by Sancerredave November 7, 2015

Dong-ception

A blatant word used to describe the inception of the donkey dong.

I hope I don't start a dong-ception.

by The White Fat Man June 12, 2018

River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new big dick energy.

Source: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

You see Putin moved his nuclear forces into Belarus? Dude’s just river donging now.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

Tan Dong Dong

It is a phrase that describes people who is annoying and gets angry a lot.

Student A: The...the...the uhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHUT UP!
Student B:ok... Tan Dong Dong

by Don't be dong dong November 22, 2020

swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

dong slider

A women who simply tends to slide upon dongs.

Jenna: God, Ben looks so good over there, I just wanna smash.
Brenda: Jesus Jenna, you're such a dong slider.

by 4kaDay April 19, 2018