Basically something that surprised you or that is undefinable/indescribable, anything you can't talk about in your current situation or in public.
Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.
Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.
Something to draw attention away from something.
Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.
Also known as a social life saver.
Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.
Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.
Something to draw attention away from something.
Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.
Also known as a social life saver.
When those street magicians preform, and they distract you with a decoy coin, only to have the real one show up in you hand, THAT'S a dirt nougat!
When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.
when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.
Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.
when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.
Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
by big115bird May 28, 2013

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix
by gillard johnson April 1, 2024

Someone that has a mixture of dirt and snot and saliva mixed in then you huck it on someone's shirt.
by Loogy December 16, 2014

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.
by kvli December 8, 2020

When a girl is sitting on top getting anal, and she she tucks in her legs and, potentially with assistance from the man underneath, spins around, doing a complete 360 with the dick still inside her.
by Kewy December 3, 2021

Person: "hey let me throw some laundry anti-dirt into the washing machine, gotta clean these clothes"
by Idionyymi September 3, 2017

To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.
Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.
Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.
Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
by knastymf November 6, 2014
