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The Boston Chopper

A world-renowned magnificent sex act.

Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
by not soggykickflip May 24, 2022
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in the same chapter

eh, we’re in the same chapter
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Big Mac Chopper

Did anybody order a big mac
Did anybody order a big mac chopper *dies*
by shrek of yes August 2, 2022
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Walter Booty Clapper

someone who will molest you with a three thousand foot poll that come out from in between someones legs
and they will clap your booty all night long
by Walter Booty Clapper October 28, 2022
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Spray paint the Clapper

When one male ejaculates on the scrotum of another male.
Wyatt loves to spray paint the clapper. Hoooe Yeah
by Legolark May 4, 2023
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certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper
yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper
by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023
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certified ass clapper

When you like something so much you just cant contain your energy in any other sentence.
That game i just played is a certified ass clapper
by anonymous December 2, 2023
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