by frenchie 312 December 23, 2015
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Horizontally Challenged
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Horizontally Challenged
by Socialist Canadia October 17, 2018
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A colloquial, quasi-humorous term for someone who is unsure of their location in space and may even be unclear about the left versus right sides of their own body. As psychological testing suggests, women may tend on average to have better liguistic skills than men, while men, in general, might have better orientation in space, so a man who is "directionally challenged" may be seen as less masculine by his peers. If a lifelong trait, it may represent a form of Minimal Brain Damage (MBD) related to Dyslexia or Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD); but if it occurs for the first time in a middle-aged or older person, it might herald a future dementia, such as Alzheimer's Disease (AD).
One reason (aside from instilling discipline) that the armed forces emphasize close-order drill in the training of recruits is to weed out the directionally challenged as someone who is such--"S'matter? Doncha know yer left from yer right? You directionally challenged or sompin'?"--will tend to do poorly on the battlefield and may even jeopardize the lives of his or her fellow soldiers, sailors, or fellow fliers.
by DrWhosis April 3, 2010
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I can't believe that he thinks that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. He's definitely reality challenged
by Mr_Ectomy May 27, 2011
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Hari: You bring up a capital point Darren, we all know that she is spatially challenged, she may indeed find it difficult to fit in that bus.
Hari: You bring up a capital point Darren, we all know that she is spatially challenged, she may indeed find it difficult to fit in that bus.
by iccthedral October 17, 2008
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People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.
See also: Paris Hilton Retarded
People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.
See also: Paris Hilton Retarded
Concerned Parents: Ms. Principal, why did little George W. fail the 2nd grade spelling test - is our son retarded?
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.
Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.
Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.
by mikeyfire March 31, 2010
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Having a talent that makes your life more challenging than it would have been without this ability.
Having a talent that makes your life more challenging than it would have been without this ability.
"Hey Lisa you always seem to get hit in the head with dodgeballs in gym class."
"Yeah I know, I'm challented."
"Wow dude you're really challented at picking up the crazy chicks"
"Yeah I know, I'm challented."
"Wow dude you're really challented at picking up the crazy chicks"
by Sarzio July 9, 2010
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