crotch pin

Grabbing someone by the head and then forcing their face into one's genitalia

Jim and Bob lost their friendship when Jim gave Bob a crotch pin

by DogeOfWow April 11, 2014

Frosted Crotch

The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.

Hey John, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!

by Day of the Dead May 02, 2011

crotch diver

Those who indulge themselves in others crotches..

Southern version of a lesbo..

dude this place is full of fudge packers and crotch divers..

by babybrd December 08, 2010

Creamy Crotch

A stinking genital area dripping with cum "cream" and smells like straight up salt.

Yo, ... My man bruces mom has a right "Creamy Crotch"
I know yeah wasnt that from here drippy Boyfriend

by ItzFazza911 May 14, 2017

crotch chris

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.

Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.

by Gargles June 13, 2017

California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.

Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.

by TheMindsI February 27, 2011

hand-over-crotch

In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.

Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break

by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024