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by DeezFatJuicyNuts December 6, 2022
Get the christmas mug.by Velobill December 25, 2016
Get the christmas vomit mug.The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.
Alex: Why are you always so damn cheerful?
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident…
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident…
by Bresaurus December 23, 2013
Get the Christmas Accident mug.Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
by AlexOfTheSeas December 19, 2020
Get the Scottish Christmas mug.The time during and after the winter holidays (Christmahannukwanzadan, though Ramadon is not a winter holiday) when everyone has vaccumed out their wallets and sucked their banks dry to buy hundreds of dollars worth of unnecessary cards and presents for people because now such an act is necessary for confirming and sustaining friendly relations.
Since everyone has already starved their wallets, they then proceed to not spend anything until mid-February. As a result us retail workers lose all our hours and not only can we not recover from our own Christmas poverty but we often see the amount of money left in our bank account drop to double digits or even single digits, upon which arises a strong urge to drink--which costs money.
It's a vicious cycle and is often not escaped by the inexperienced and weak of heart.
Since everyone has already starved their wallets, they then proceed to not spend anything until mid-February. As a result us retail workers lose all our hours and not only can we not recover from our own Christmas poverty but we often see the amount of money left in our bank account drop to double digits or even single digits, upon which arises a strong urge to drink--which costs money.
It's a vicious cycle and is often not escaped by the inexperienced and weak of heart.
Oh, shoot; I forgot to save up for this year's Christmas Poverty. Guess I'll starve for a week else not be able to pay rent!!
Are you feeling the Christmas Poverty too?
I feel ya, girl! I got 50 dollars to last me 2 weeks after all the bills.
At least you're on salary.
Yeah, non-paid overtime. Woohoo!
Crap next year I'm saving three hundred dollars to get myself through the Christmas Povery without begging for help from the folks.
It's February 7 today, the Christmas Poverty is FINALLY starting to lift!
Are you feeling the Christmas Poverty too?
I feel ya, girl! I got 50 dollars to last me 2 weeks after all the bills.
At least you're on salary.
Yeah, non-paid overtime. Woohoo!
Crap next year I'm saving three hundred dollars to get myself through the Christmas Povery without begging for help from the folks.
It's February 7 today, the Christmas Poverty is FINALLY starting to lift!
by $20 left in my bank account!!! February 26, 2011
Get the Christmas Poverty mug.Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.
Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.
Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?
Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.
Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?
by Bertie Big Bollox December 10, 2010
Get the Christmas Help mug.A bunch of guys bukkakeing a woman who's sitting with her head pointed up, and her mouth wide open, so all the guys presents go down her chimney mouth.
"Yo did you hear about the party at Sarah's house?"
"Yeah man, like 6 guys were Christmas Eve'ing her"
"Yeah man, like 6 guys were Christmas Eve'ing her"
by Epicchef64 May 28, 2022
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