When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.
Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.
by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017
Get the christmas in my mouth mug.When a old school friend comes over for christmas just to fuck. Usually happens when your at your parents house.
You: I want some Christmas Stuffing. Do you know if anyone is in town?
Friend: Yo, I heard Sally is in town. Hit her up.
You: Awesome.
Friend: Yo, I heard Sally is in town. Hit her up.
You: Awesome.
by Fuckboi Gerry January 24, 2017
Get the christmas stuffing mug."yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"
by bigollkanus February 1, 2017
Get the scandanavian christmas tree mug.A person who recently received a video game or new console for Christmas and has absolutely zero fucking idea what they are doing. They enter multi-player mode and bring your team down because they suck. They’re a huge, moronic liability and are guaranteed to be on your team.
God! Why do we always get the Christmas random on our team? Fuck this RNG.
Why didn’t we can Yasuo? This Christmas random can’t even CS, he’s not gonna carry this game.
Why didn’t we can Yasuo? This Christmas random can’t even CS, he’s not gonna carry this game.
by Lawlspirit January 1, 2020
Get the christmas random mug.a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.
by imavocabularist January 14, 2020
Get the Christmas Tree mug.The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.
"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"
by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020
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