jelly bracelets

fun little bracelets that sumhow came 2 get a bad rep. i kno ppl who have had jelly bracelets banned from their schools. theyre just bracelets! i mean, doesn't it sound rather idiotic that romantic/sexual innteraction has been color categorized by bracelets? also, the meanings are not even consistent!

brad: jessica! i just snapped your black jelly bracelet!
jessica: like,omg! i guess u kno wut that means....
*brad and jessica begin undressing each other rapidly*

by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 18, 2005

Bruce

A big old poop. Another word for the stools you drop in the toilet every freakin' day.

Just gonna go see Bruce in the bathroom.

by BigBruce2PC May 29, 2011

bruce wetness

it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.

"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"

by jerry james June 25, 2007

jelly bracelets

PINK~ASS
BLUE~FUCK U
YELLOW~ GO BUG SOME ONE ELSE...HELLL YAAAA i hope I made a point

pink~ass
blue~fuck u
yellow~get an adult

by RANDI June 16, 2004

bracelet

To stimulate a guy's penis with your hand.

Did you give him a bracelet?

by Carmina September 6, 2006

Jelly bracelets

Personally,to me, jelly bracelets are just a fashion that is in! I mean, people think they are so cool knowing ALL of the meanings, when actually it is crap! Basically to me and my friends, jelly bracelets are just a fashion statement, not a sex game!

The jelly bracelets come in many colors...such as:
red
black
yellow
green
pink
etc.

by karkars April 18, 2006

jelly bracelet

a cool accsesory witch has no accoaiation with sex or what ever
just because some people made this dosen't mean that you have to beleave it. i like the bracelets

hi jessica do you like my jelly bracelets?
ya they are awesome

by p.o.d.t.j.l. January 4, 2009