Bird Watching

A Noncey and perverted act that people call fun or very interesting.

Hey dad can you take me bird watching tommorow?

My hobby is bird watching

by Squidward The Tentacles October 21, 2019

bird boy

A little gay boy.

You little bird boy letting them get in you nest(ass)

by Wants to know all December 4, 2020

colony birds

The winged creatures that chirp on beautiful mornings at Colony West Apartments in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.

I woke up hungover to the incessant chirping of the Colony birds. Damn I hate those things.

by suppan November 16, 2003

Dirty Bird

A chick who doesn't change her panties.

"Damn that bitch is one dirty muthafuckin bird"

by Devil November 29, 2003

Flappy Bird

The act of stretching out your ball sack like a trampoline, and using it to bounce your flaccid (or partially flaccid (see half-chub)) penis up and down.

See: flappy bird nest

Mike Hawk: Dude I was bored the other day so I started playing with my flappy bird.
Jack Mehoff: Me too! But I bounced it too hard and sac taped myself.

by Remy Leus January 30, 2014

bird dog

To retrieve something, much as a bird dog would.

"Check out those chicks!! Bird dog 'em, Kunk!!"

by cookie September 7, 2004

the birds and the bees

a father (usually) tries to tell his kid about sex.

my parents went all birds and bees on me today, but I fucked two years ago!

by ¡DŃ™! October 12, 2003