mocking bird

1. A person who mocks others constantly but can't tell the difference between a circle and a square.
2. A comedian who uses others for his or her own good.

1. There's this kid in my class and he's a total mocking bird.
2. The comedian used to be funny until he turned into a complete mocking bird.

by Dapper Dictionary October 8, 2019

Bird Watching

A Noncey and perverted act that people call fun or very interesting.

Hey dad can you take me bird watching tommorow?

My hobby is bird watching

by Squidward The Tentacles October 21, 2019

Bird-Bowl

The packing of an extremely small amount of marijuana into a bowl for the express purpose of not making a full cypher. A technique associated with cheap potheads.

"Gordo always packs bird-bowls when I smoke with him while I'm packing brimmers of better nug."

by Valli December 24, 2008

fly bird

A very attractive woman

Did you see that fly bird at the party last night

by @talentino January 13, 2016

Dirty Bird

A chick who doesn't change her panties.

"Damn that bitch is one dirty muthafuckin bird"

by Devil November 29, 2003

Flappy Bird

The act of stretching out your ball sack like a trampoline, and using it to bounce your flaccid (or partially flaccid (see half-chub)) penis up and down.

See: flappy bird nest

Mike Hawk: Dude I was bored the other day so I started playing with my flappy bird.
Jack Mehoff: Me too! But I bounced it too hard and sac taped myself.

by Remy Leus January 30, 2014

bird dog

To retrieve something, much as a bird dog would.

"Check out those chicks!! Bird dog 'em, Kunk!!"

by cookie September 7, 2004