When a person's nose hair is exceptional overgrown and densely protruding from the nose as to form a beard hanging from their nostrils.
John: I couldn't pay attention to what Mr Groso was saying, his nare beard was too distracting.
Sean: If he didn't stop talking I was going to grab him by his nare beard and drag him out of here.
Sean: If he didn't stop talking I was going to grab him by his nare beard and drag him out of here.
by Pablo DePaco August 30, 2017
Get the nare beardmug. by steven Dressel April 15, 2008
Get the splitting the beardmug. When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.
by thejoebagley September 4, 2021
Get the bearded germanmug. A pretend boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.
Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
by nurdygurl June 10, 2024
Get the Beardmug. 
by Itbpod March 9, 2021
Get the purple beardmug. by Zeusa_boi January 13, 2021
Get the The Doug Beardmug.