A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:
- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)
- push-up bras
- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear
- formfitting clothing/exercise wear
- breast implants.
The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.
(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).
This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)
- push-up bras
- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear
- formfitting clothing/exercise wear
- breast implants.
The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.
(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).
This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
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"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.
She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.
She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
by One Stark Reality September 19, 2009
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Get the Boobery mug.To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"
boobologist: Those are a 36 DDD , pink nipples, 24.3 bumps around the areola etc etc.
women: wow, you sure know your boobology
women: wow, you sure know your boobology
by OscarG13 December 26, 2005
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Get the BooBear mug.The noticeable presence of breasts. Could be because of the size, exposed cleavage or large number of noticeable breasts in a particular place.
The truth is, of course that all boobs rule, (well, not man-boobs); be they big, small, fake or strangely shaped. The world would be a better place if all girls embraced their boobage. Set them free ladies. Set them free.
The truth is, of course that all boobs rule, (well, not man-boobs); be they big, small, fake or strangely shaped. The world would be a better place if all girls embraced their boobage. Set them free ladies. Set them free.
Jake: Man, check out the boobage on the dancefloor!
Jimmy: Dude, I've been staring since we got here!
Jake: Boooooobs...
Jimmy: Dude, I've been staring since we got here!
Jake: Boooooobs...
by benjiboy January 27, 2005
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Get the Boobinhell mug.The act of sending pictures of boobies, naked or clothed, to a birthday boy or girl.
This is a relatively new tradition, and in practice, it is more often men sending men pictures of their own chest, or men convincing random girls to send pictures of their cleavage to their friend on his birthday. However, the act was originally conceived to span an influx of casual acquaintances of the opposite sex to send you risque pictures.
This is a relatively new tradition, and in practice, it is more often men sending men pictures of their own chest, or men convincing random girls to send pictures of their cleavage to their friend on his birthday. However, the act was originally conceived to span an influx of casual acquaintances of the opposite sex to send you risque pictures.
Example 1:
Man your phone has been blowing up all day. I hope at least some of them are Birthday Boobies pics.
Well, I did get these from your sister...
Example 2:
How did you get pictures of Lisa's tits!
Birthday Boobies!
Example 3:
Andy really came through at the bar last night. He must have had over 40 girls send me birthday boobies. At least a dozen of them showed nipple.
Man your phone has been blowing up all day. I hope at least some of them are Birthday Boobies pics.
Well, I did get these from your sister...
Example 2:
How did you get pictures of Lisa's tits!
Birthday Boobies!
Example 3:
Andy really came through at the bar last night. He must have had over 40 girls send me birthday boobies. At least a dozen of them showed nipple.
by wijim November 12, 2011
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