Anal blockage

When somebody hits a wall in the trains of thought

I think my actions are giving you

'ANAL BLOCKAGE'.

by Slip.Gypo January 2, 2021

Anal ally

A girl who secretly likes anal, is an anal pornstar, and her name is Ally.

Jorge: that short girl on the dance team likes it bareback
Hudson: ya I know, that's why we call her anal ally

by Versace2013 November 14, 2013

Anal loft

Another name for a cumdumpster, one who is served as a loft for Dick up their ass. Loft meaning a free and open space that is reserved for Dick.

Wowww, that girl over there, ugh, such an anal loft.

by Anal loft April 14, 2017

anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.

'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'

by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016

anal gaze

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016

Anal clash

Intensely jousting with the buttocks. Or two people running backward with their butts out towards each other in order to make a juicy plop of cheeks.

Blaine and Bridger were going to a anal clash

by Cumcumcum123654richyrich November 12, 2022

anal clapping

The act of inserting both hands into the anus and clapping them together vigorously

Yo dad do u wanna try some anal clapping tonight? Mom said you do it well

by Adroc57 October 6, 2017