the absolute love of my life, hes absoutely perfect in every single fucking way. He's the malewife to my girlboss and he has amazing titties.
Person A : OMG did u see thoma
Person B : yeah...i kinda want to stuff my face in his boobs
Person A : same
Person B : yeah...i kinda want to stuff my face in his boobs
Person A : same
by Kikisoup September 7, 2021
Get the Thoma mug.1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
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him: hey Jigga wigga
Sydney Diane Monique Thomas: (BArk BaRk) stop it y/n you know what that does to me
him: ew your weird
person2: no she is so hot and she can even griddy
him: yea, i guess. come here syd
Sydney Diane Monique Thomas: (BArk BaRk) stop it y/n you know what that does to me
him: ew your weird
person2: no she is so hot and she can even griddy
him: yea, i guess. come here syd
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