Jerk Face

jerk face is the definition of someone who uses u and when u get bored they leave.

hey whos the jerk face..?
oh, that's Chris

by tiredofpeople November 6, 2018

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

jerk

a person(typically a guy) who has no money or does not spend lavishly on a potential partner.

(Lady) Guy on the dating site is a jerk.

by UrbanDefinator January 22, 2021

Troinoi jerk

Spilling troinoi(cheap russian perfume) all over your dick and having a girl sip it up. It's usually done by Russians in the US

-Man Katea gave me such a great Troinoi Jerk

by Molnia November 21, 2020

Jerk master general

An insult said by Todomatsu to Choromatsu after Oso said that he would steal his dirty magz without asking.

Oso: Well if you wanna go there who’s the one who took this douche’s dirty magz without even asking?!
Choro: *sweats nervously*
Totty: What!? Hey Jerk master general that’s kinda vile

by Attention_tobirds12 June 25, 2023

Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad

1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?

by Retro sukist December 24, 2022

Panty Jerk

Someone who enjoys jerking with and into panties, preferably worn but clean will do. After finishing they are put back into the basket, drawer or clothes pile.

Marco was addicted to panties, he would borrow Faye Jothams then sniff them and panty jerk with them before putting them back.

by PantsuGoblin June 11, 2025