This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018
Get the Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantrymug. When a person is intoxicated and in a situation that they consider Hellish but are so happy they don't care about that situation.
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When a person is intoxicated on such a level that the idea of hell no longer is a factor.
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When a person is so intoxicated that they realize Hell is only a concept formed by old Empiralistic ideologies as a form of control.
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When a person is intoxicated on such a level that the idea of hell no longer is a factor.
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When a person is so intoxicated that they realize Hell is only a concept formed by old Empiralistic ideologies as a form of control.
Broke my foot yesterday, but I was Higher than Hell so I just walked to the ER even though I don't have a car.
by Nikuru A. Cerberus May 30, 2019
Get the higher than hellmug. The mood you get when another girl steals your man in the most shameless way possible, forget when Taylor Swift said "Don't pit women against each other", nah girl, ask yourself for a while "What would Taylor Fetus have said?", exactly...
Unpopular opinion: "Better than revenge (Taylor's version)" lyrics' change lacks anger, I need the rage!!
Unpopular opinion: "Better than revenge (Taylor's version)" lyrics' change lacks anger, I need the rage!!
TS: She is such a slut, I hate her!!!
Producers: But Taylor you can't say that, how else would you say it?
TS: I got it... *she's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress... whoooaAAAaaaaAAaa ...she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress WHOOOaaAAAaaaaa!!!*
Producers: Awesome, we begin recording "Better than revenge" in 3, 2, 1...
Producers: But Taylor you can't say that, how else would you say it?
TS: I got it... *she's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress... whoooaAAAaaaaAAaa ...she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress WHOOOaaAAAaaaaa!!!*
Producers: Awesome, we begin recording "Better than revenge" in 3, 2, 1...
by shushushushhhha January 15, 2024
Get the better than revengemug. by TheFake_Cake April 3, 2021
Get the Than’s laughmug. by kimisalegend October 22, 2019
Get the braver than the marinesmug. A term used to describe heterosexuals who are undoubtedly and fully heterosexual, showing not even the slightest trace of homosexuality or bisexuality
Person: Ayo, i got 100% straight on the gay test! I'm straighter than a line!
*He proceeds to make out with Lauren for 5 hours*
*He proceeds to make out with Lauren for 5 hours*
by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023
Get the Straighter than a linemug. 