wet socked

To get wet socked; When you ejaculate into your cum sock, while your girlfriend is asleep and wipe it across her face.

"Sophie wouldn't put out out last night so I had to use my cum sock and smacked her

with it."

"Dude, you totally wet socked her"

by Pumps. December 28, 2013

Sock Story

A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.

1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"

"um..sock story"

2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."

by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010

SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER

FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.

by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010

wool socks

a pair of super thick socks that a man forces onto a woman while she is in bondage.

He tied her up, shoved the wool socks into her mouth, and forced the socks onto her feet.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere

-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.

by walcott August 20, 2008

Sock Puppeting

To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.

I heard Sam is such a slut, they consider sock puppeting a first date.

by sircharlesthebarkley April 21, 2022

vaginal sock

An insult made to call someone a sock that had entered a woman's vagina, a dirtier way to call someone a pussy

Guy 1: How was hanging out with jack?
Guy 2: ugh, he was being a total vaginal sock so I left

by BilboSwagginsTheBobbitt December 15, 2013