put your ass to the rhinestone

to get to work making something, someone, or yourself a super tawdry fabulous gaudy god!

hey twink-wanna-be, shave off that mullet, pop your collar and put your ass to the rhinestone!

by geoffrie December 10, 2008

punk ass white boy

a punk ass white boy is a pitiful sorry excuse for a human being. a white boy who steals and lies to you. A white boy who thinks its cool to hang with black people.

Bitch please, Justin Bieber is just another punk ass white boy you want to fuck! Let me find out bitch?

by infidellicswaggernaut May 30, 2016

open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a Cunt Ass Howler Monkey!!!!

by xturkeysx April 3, 2010

Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese

When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.

Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"

by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011

tear that ass out the frame

To have intense sex with someone. Back breaking,window shaking beat the pussy up sex.

I'm so horney that when I get home I'm going to tear that ass out the frame.

by Lagitdiva June 7, 2017

Porn Ass Sheet Streak

A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.

After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.

by Berkules May 22, 2008