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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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I LOVE TU CULO

CULO:333333
by isuzus October 3, 2022
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I Dont Know

I Dont Know means "I clearly dont have a clue". Something most people dont know what it means because if you say"I dont Know" They will keep asking.
"Wanna touch grass today?"
"I dont know"
5 minutes later
"Wana touch grass today?
by UrMars September 10, 2022
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I walk backwards so it’s always a party

White trash unemployed mullet fashionista that’s all party no work
I don’t need a future no job so I walk backwards so it’s always a party
by Bdog559 January 31, 2020
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Shr”I”mp

-Noun
-The actual word for shrimp everyone just used it wrong
Did you know that shrimp is actually supposed to be pronounced shr”I”mp you pronounce the “i” is pronounced like how you pronouns “I”
by ZoliDrawzzz August 2, 2021
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kuk i kakuv

Swearword, means Dick in Kakuv
Kakuv is yo mama.
Dick in yo mama, from the norwegian term "kuk i kano"
"Kuk i kakuv i fucked up again"
"Kuk i kakuv Jakob!"
by kakuvs nisser March 9, 2017
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i forgor/

Think of it this way: so you just finished your homework but it was really late so you left it out. the next day you failed school because you didn't bring it. now you live off of deez nuts jokes. guess i just wasted your time
by my tikok: Trash_panda_leo September 12, 2021
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