She got a man

Something bro says when he see's u in his girl's phone

"Hey I left my phone charger in ur car"
"She got a man bro, leave her alone"
"Okay... Can I pls get my charger tho?"

by LOUDCARZNCLOUDZ September 4, 2022

Hütting the Man

Provocating the Mr. Ralf Hütter, before he turns into Hutman and starts the Third Impact.

Make sure not to hüt the man because you hütted the other man

Wanger: "I've put Sleeping Pills in his Coffee, let's see what happens 😏😏"
Balter: "Oh god motherfuckin' dammit. You are going to Hüt the Man!" (going-to-future of Hütting the Man)
Ralf: *transforms*
Ralf: 🟨

*Komm Süsser Tod plays*

by Hütterman December 15, 2023

Changed man

O contrário do que o Dinis disse

O Ricardo é um changed man

by diniscanha June 16, 2020

Poor man’s Twinkie

A sexual activity whereby the male participant inserts a hoagie roll into the female participants pussy. After insertion, the male then drills his prick thru the hoagie roll female assembly creating a hole. They then fuck as normal until the male cums inside the roll. The male then removes the roll and proceeds to feed it to the female.

Last night my bitch got hungry but all we had were hoagie rolls, so I gave her the good ol poor man’s Twinkie.

by Biganchokeyuh September 15, 2023

man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

man whore

a man who smokes ciggs and makes women do shit that a ladies arent used for.

"Dude have you heard that johnny tried forcing Angel to cook and get him stuff?!"

"Dude I know right, he's such a Man whore"

by yasmo March 7, 2020

Straw man

A person who entangles another persons statements in an argument and uses those words in a completely different manner than intended to attack the other person

I said it’s just been a stressful few days,, the straw man took that comment and said “see I’m at fault you said you’re under stress, stress is your problem and I’m causing it.

by wtf is wrong with people March 30, 2023