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Man Card

Something that assholes think is revoked for doing something unmanly, but is actually taken away if you say douchey things like the word "man card"
Normal guy: I think High School Musical 2 was a pretty good movie.
Douche: Bro: I'm gonna have to take your man card away for that one!
Normal guy: Well, I'm gonna have to take away your man card for saying the word "man card"
by billwillbilly June 3, 2021
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no-pants man

what dream calls badboyhalo in “Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters” when he says he doesn’t have pants
C’MERE NO-PANTS MAN
by cloud.gnf February 4, 2022
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Man whore

A man who's a slut by sending nudes to another girl while dating a girl
Wow Matthew is such a fucking man whore
by David David james March 25, 2017
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Old Man

When a young girl (minor under 15) being with an old man( more than twice her age) is acceptable. Because she is being raised by crangster gansters in the early 90's. In that world 🌍 those things were accepted. And the girl didn't know any better.
Dennis wasn't my boyfriend he was my old man. He raised me.
by Angel constantinople April 19, 2021
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I don’t man

1. A phrase you say when you’re in a group of other guys and you’re not into the same masculine things as they are
“Hey, Mason, will you play football with us?”

“Nah, I don’t man.”
by Alec867 May 28, 2018
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glubba glubba man

Referring to an endearing, oversized puppy with an abundance of wrinkles, known for showering you with an overwhelming number of slobbery wet kisses.

Glubba glubba Man, is the epitome of chunkiness, a bozo extraordinaire, a fatty mc fatterson that will make you laugh till your sides hurt. This lovable goofball is not just a good boy, but the Greatest of All Time (GOAT) in the realm of adorableness. With their round and plump physique, they could easily be mistaken for a walking airbag. But don't let their size fool you, because behind those rolls of chub lies a heart of gold and a sense of humor that could rival a professional clown.
The Glubba Glubba Man's affectionate nature was evident as he inundated me with his delightful, sloppy wet kisses.
by Meg Yo January 30, 2024
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handgrenade man

Reference to when a freshman female's arse seems to inexplicitly increases in size during her freshman year at college. She's described as, "having had a visit from the handgrenade man".
The handgrenade man shoves a handgrenade up her arse, where it explodes permanently engorging her backside.
"She had such a nice arse, until she had a visit from the handgrenade man".
by petert71 June 6, 2011
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