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A track star

I am struggling to be…
Face planted would appear me.

Numbers I moved a few…
Yours I have no clue
375
Is nothing I knew…

Spinning I go…
Trying to make sense …
Honestly, I am feeling low.

The stupid cat…
This one appears to be the only one the cat has not sat.
And it is a grumpy cat

You have no words…
And I have tons…
Mostly jibberish…
deep breathing I tried…
That makes me think of a soon lullaby😢
Happy I will be …
Although , I wish it would be me.

Regardless you will always be my one!!!!
The one who makes my dream

And my heart scream!
I love you with my everything!!!
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i m m m

I Miss my man 😞
1. omg girl like i really miss my man

2. pls i m m m
by ggirlsgorl July 13, 2024
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I don't care

Hym "Yeah, hey, no. I don't care. You aren't tit-for-tating anything. She's fucking the retard because his cock is fat and NO OTHER REASON. I created A.I. and have fixed it on 2 separate occasions. Give me the money or I'll kill a kid and then myself. You're trying to pull me out of the paradigm I've created and it isn't ever going to happen. So, weaponized schizophrenia/creation of A.I. are the only things that exist here. There is nothing else."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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I didn't ask

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
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i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.
Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.
by Bensonius July 18, 2024
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I

your eyes I will soon see❤️❤️❤️❤️
by a dream and 💔 July 18, 2024
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Insane I mean neurodivergent

A funny Tumblr saying. Not meant to be offensive.
xemous-stimsx: it's insane i mean neurodivergent how the horrors never stop
wowiezowie-1987: i'm legitimately insane i mean neurodivergent about Serial Experiments Lain
by eatingknees July 20, 2024
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