Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

A very original roast.

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Let me teach you

Let me teach you is basically a fighting word meaning you’re about to get beat tf out of you and you shouldn’t have challenged that person because it’s over for you it’s a fuck around and find out situation.

Person #1: Yeah since you been doing all that talking imma beat ya ass cause I gets active

Person #2: Nah nah cause I gets active too let me teach you baby, let me teach you

by Fivestargirl November 21, 2023

You wanna say that again?

When you are in a conversation and someone says something offensive to you. Also gives them a chance to apologize or take back what they said

Tony : "Mike you're acting slow and lazy today. Maybe start eating less and working out more." Mike : "You wanna say that again?!?"

by big fucking orange nigga November 21, 2023

How'd you pull up?

Extremely common in Australia to ask how you are feeling, usually after a big night out drinking, but also can be used after any strenuous event (long bike ride, marathon, etc.)

Person 1: mate, how'd you pull up?
Person 2: yeah pretty dusty, had 15 beers last night so feel like shit this morning

by howdyoupullupman November 22, 2023

Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo

Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.

Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.

by Pialinist November 22, 2023

You can't be the best

Correct. The slot has already been filled. There's one spot available and, like, I am the guy so...

Hym "He's right! You can't be the best. I am already that... Forever... And even if I had never existed... The fact that I COULD HAVE theoretically exist and would have been better means that I'm still theoretically better than you would be in my absence... So, Yeah... Both physically and theoretically impossible."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023