punk ass white boy

a white guy(s) who lives with an obnoxious black nigga, who can't understand why the white boy is pissed that his cousin has been living in his house for weeks without paying rent, stealing the keys and pissing on the floor, and shacking up with random black hoes in the house, also the obnoxious nigga fails to realize that the white boy(s) that have been paying the rent and letting him stay might just be home and so he shouldn't be talking shit bout them

yelling from downstairs

"man who dem punk ass white boys"

"where dem punk ass white boys"

"man fuck dem punk ass white boys"

by one punk ass white boy July 25, 2008

make one's ass pucker

to frighten one, to scare one badly

A disaster like that would make one's ass pucker.

by Light Joker August 27, 2007

National grab ass day

Were you can grab someone’s ass on 12th of april :)

Hey can i grab your ass see what day it is national grab ass day

by Timmy the tiger April 7, 2019

jocking on your bitch ass

the act of kidding
just kidding

fat girl: i am always the third wheel
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world

by lawandra likeanigga smith March 30, 2008

Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.

Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!

by RichieP November 8, 2008

Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

by necro April 22, 2005

Cut a fat hog in the ass

def: to try to take an easier path to a goal with predictably unfortunate consequences.

The idiot tried to cut a fat hog in the ass when he drove through that parking lot to avoid the signal and ran right into the side of a car backing out of a spot.

by Kirkwood November 30, 2007