Whip it out

Appropriate response for when someone tells you to suck his dick

^ Suck my dick, asshole
> Whip it out, motherfucker

by thurb June 28, 2023

Fuck this shit, I'm out

a popular meme that entails one seeing something so mind-numbingly weird that they have no choice but to call it quits and move out of the vicinity, for the sake of their sanity that is already bursting at the seams

"I'm a furry."
"Fuck this shit, I'm out."

by hell-ena February 22, 2023

I’m off out

Leaving to go somewhere.

alr mate I’m off out

by TwistXL February 22, 2023

Let the Cobra out

"Letting the Cobra out" is an analogy referring to knowing when to leave someone else alone.

As defined by the Smithsonian, ". Despite its aggressive reputation, the king cobra is actually much more cautious than many smaller snakes. The cobra only attacks people when it is cornered, in self-defense or to protect its eggs."

When we corner a Cobra and see it's defensive position, we can't point the finger and say the Cobra is "bad", or "aggressive". We have to realize it is us who have cornered it causing this behavior. Likewise, if a Cobra is tending to its nest, we have to respect that approaching its line of defense could be met with grave consequences.

In domestic lives of humans, we have to respect each other's space, know when to leave each other alone, and if someone is trying to get out, don't block the exit! Just "let the Cobra out."

"My husband seems unkind and aggressive lately, but I know it is me that has cornered him, so I let the Cobra out."

by anonymous February 23, 2023

Trump-out

Synonym - cop out.

(noun) An obvious scapegoat for something that has completely nothing to do with the issue being discussed; an acceptable excuse to divert attention away from the actual culprit or culprits

Person 1: man thaw previous President was the reason that the Ohio train derailed.

Person 2: How, he hasn’t been in charge for 2 years. Didn’t the new guy undo everything the other guy did?

Person 1: It was his deregulation that caused the derailment

Person 2: my guy, that is such a Trump-out

by The Dysfunktional February 24, 2023

simped myself out

To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body

Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen

Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes

Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy

by A86 February 24, 2023

Get out of my head!

In episode 13 season 2 of Family Guy, titled "Road to Rhode Island", airing May 30th 2000, Chris delivered the iconic line, "Ahh! Get out of my head! Get out of my head!" After asking his sister Meg if she could guess the word he was thinking for the second time in presumably a 24hr period, the former occuring after 16:00 and the latter being the final scene at 21:40. Both times the word was "Kitty" despite his obviously facetious hints that it would not be Kitty. His lack of self awareness pairs with his low intelligence level to make it seem as if Meg's use of short term memory were absolute witchcraft. THIS HAS BECOME A WIDESPREAD JOKE AND GROWN TO BE A REFERENCE TO ANY TIME YOU MISUNDERSTAND A JOKE OR ARE THE LAST ONE TO REALIZE SOMETHING OBVIOUS. IT IS A SARCASTIC WAY OF ADMITTING A LACK OF PERCEPTION AS WELL AS IDENTIFYING ONE IN SOMEONE ELSE. The tone is important to signify the reference to the original, satirical caricature of low intelligence resulting from neglect that is Chris Griffin

A-"I'm thinking of a number between 1-10 but not 6, guess what it is"
B-"I really don't want to"
A-"You have to, you'll never get it"
B-"Fine, 6."
A-(In an absolutely terrified shriek) "Get out of my head!"

by Mocean2 February 26, 2023