Con"fucking"fused

Just look at the example it explains itself...

When your bff julie really likes mike who is obsessed with paige but paige is going out with jay but I like jay but paige was supposed to move to georgia and then everything would be perfect but instead paige might not move...so paige and jay won't break up and julie and I will be really pissed.

by L*C September 4, 2005

vagina fuck napples

the phrase you say when your verry pissed or hurt your self.

Person 1: ahhhh vagina fuck napples!!!!!!!!!

person 2: What happened

person 1: i sutbbed my toe

by vagina fuck napples vaginer January 15, 2011

National Fuck Festival

A 3 day event to have sex all you can.and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.

lady: hey stranger i am wondering if i could get a "ride" if u know what i mean
Man: why are you asking me pretty lady?
Lady: it National Fuck Festival and i need to get laid
Man: Thats fine by me but we needs to be safe so lets go get some condoms from the gas station

by bigmack March 4, 2007

cluster fuck

Situation in an fps (such as Halo 3) when one player gets attacked and slaughtered by 3+ players from another team at the same time

Jelly Means: Shit! Get over here man, four guys are attacking me!
Seb: Oh crap! You're getting cluster fucked!
Jelly Means: Fuck I died...

by Seb R. February 17, 2008

bottle ass fuck

when a guys unerrectile penis is incerted into a bottle and then he has an errection then he has anal with another man or woman

****true story****
A while back my bf and i ran out of condoms so we started to bottle fuck then we were gonna have anal and his errect penis was too big to get out of the bottle so we bottle ass fucked

by bottle ass fucked bitch June 16, 2010

Fuck Yo Set

Its a phrase that has been used by highschool aged gang bangers in meriden CT

"FUCK YO SET"
"Nah Bitch fuck yo set, I'll fuck ya'll up!"

by whaaaaaaaaaaaatever March 30, 2009

fuck boy zone

When a boy has sexual intercourse with a girl but with no intenion of being in a serious relationship. Also, when a girl only likes you because of your successful abilities in the bedroom. The only way to get out is to make the relattionship offical.

susan findlay only likes danny hess for his dick and he is curently in the fuck boy zone.

by chefjwan November 5, 2015