No pussy man hairstyle

Man who has perm. He's called No pussy man because of his hairstyle.

Meg: Omg! He has perm
Lily: Yep he has No pussy man hairstyle

by LiLStafix March 12, 2022

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

Man lands on moon

To express that something has been done a long time ago or is very obvious.

- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.

- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.

by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022

A Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

"What is a man? a miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!"

by RussianWithAPassion March 15, 2022

balaclava man

the guy who wears a balaclava, can be anyone, anywhere
often appears in stock images
(balaclava has 3 holes)
Also known as nuclear, atomic, etc

Guy1: you see that army of balaclava man
Guy2: yeah bro
Guy1: really weird

by nukenuclear March 15, 2022

Mutha Fucker Muffin Man

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022

Stonks man

Stonks man is the face and body used in stonks memes. Even though there are other words used in stonks memes, there is always the same stonks man.

Your mom gets turned on by Stonks man

by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022