Crown Vic Dick Hit

This is a very fun road trip game where you hit someone in the dick every time you see a Crown Victoria.

"Cruiser bruiser" oh you fucking asshole i told you im not playing.... and look what we got here... "CROWN VIC DICK HIT" get some fucker!

by Carlos Carlito Adams February 21, 2010

National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls

Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day

by Big dick johns September 3, 2019

grab his dick and twist it

the action of you grabbing someones dick and twisting

grab his dick and twist it

by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018

Big Dick Kim Namjoon

Big Dick Kim Namjoon: can be used in any sentence, mostly by hard stans on twitter.

“Oh my god, did you hear? Big Dick Kim Namjoon was at the 2019 Grammy’s!”

“Big Dick Kim Namjoon visited me in my dreams last night. My back? Don’t know her. She’s blown out!”

by seokmytit February 12, 2019

Happy as a dog with two dicks

A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.

Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969

by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005

Donkey ass dick feet

The smell of a mans feet from not showering that can be confused for toasted shit

Where you happy when you woke up this morning?

No I wasn't happy. I had to smell your donkey ass dick feet

by Boozer28 July 14, 2014

dick eating syndrome - DES

Dicke Eating Syndrome A.K.A DES- When someone is such a little bitch or suck up that they just eat piles and piles of dick all day just to try to get anyone to like them

"Hey did you hear Skyler went up to the professor to rat out the gang"
"Yeah I heard that...what does she have DES or something"
"Yeah she eats a lot of dicks so she must have "dick eating syndrome - DES"

by MadDawg179 November 13, 2013