candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023

Van

A tall skinny blond kid who drinks Mayo and deals gum at high prices to sleep deprived teenagers

Where’d you get that gum?
I got it from a Van.

by Darkly and Lightly November 23, 2021

Van

White sexy motherfacka

Ooooo he looks like a Van

by Alangarcia123 November 3, 2021

mauro van laere

a n intergalactical being, he is super smart en has the hoogste punten van de klas, he climbs rocks, plays chess, does some other nerdy things and refuses to shave his snor, so i wil give him a scheermes voor his verjaardag.

-you: hey look its mauro van laere
-Mauro van Laere: snor

by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm January 12, 2024

Van jr

Van jr is a really sexy guy with a long hard dick and loves to make out with manny and loves manny more than savi and van doesn’t give a single shot abt savi and van can smack someone on the forhead with his powerful dick 🤤😫🫧

OMG is that van jr sexy HATD cock daddy!?

by Manny🫧🫧🔫 June 4, 2022

Van Play

When BK and his roommates drink craft beer and play house in a windowless van.

It's 7PM—time for our van play! Go get the wig. I already have the chocolate peanut butter stout.

by Papi_Chulo_The_Nurse July 7, 2017

National Vans day

Everybody should wear vans on August 30, to celebrate national vans day💙

Hey what shoes are you wearing tomorrow ? Vans for national vans day!!

by journeyfaiyaz August 29, 2021