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The Red Death

The Red Death is when you squeeze a used tampon in your hand until the period blood gets all over it, then you bitch slap someone with the blood and all the little pieces of the wall on your hand. one may also do the same with spooge in place of period blood (see white death) if one slaps another with both spooge and period blood on the same hand, it is called a The Pink Death
That snobby bitch was buttering her toast from the edge to the middle like a douche nozzle and kept bitching about how much her period sucks so I pulled the cum dumpster's used blood sponge out of the garbage and gave her the ultimate face in the form of The Red Death. Then when she fainted from the disgustingness I gave her a dirty sanchez, a cleveland steamer, a skull fuck leading up to a red dragonand then I put a funnel in her mouth and dumped that mung I had leftover from last year in it.
by Spooji, The Morbid Goldfish February 14, 2006
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Pits of Death

Someones eyes that look like black holes, because the eye sockets are so deep.
My mate after a night out, well any night on which he has stayed up past 10pm. His eyes dissolve into his head and he goes temporarily blind, then passes out. What a lightweight.
by Savak Limbuwala September 18, 2003
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death chain

A "death chain" is the act of posting comments that say bad things will happen to you unless you send this particular message out to X many people in a certain time span.
Example death chain:
Idiot42552: If you don't send this to 5 of your friends within 48 hours you will have 20 years of bad luck and will never get laid.
by weylin42189723 May 19, 2008
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Cough of Death

A cough produced by a smoking member of the human race usually convincing other smoking members that it _is_ a bad habit and you _will_ die from it sooner or later.
Marlboro Cowboy: Cough! Rwatsh! Murph.
You: OMG!
MC: Brwhafargh blur blorg!
Y: You really should quit man, it 'll kill ya!
MC: Ough, The Cough of Death becomes worse... Maybe tomorrow...
by Matdoya February 11, 2009
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death fist

Same as a hand bong nah mean, stick a spliff between yo ring finga and middle finga, make that shit airtight and inhale. Might as well get fucked up when you smoking that shit down to the roach.
*get's passed a joint* "Yo this is fuckin' roach dog?!" the passer of the joint replies with "Man up nigga, just death fist that shit or sumthin"
by TMXJ97 February 17, 2016
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Cock Death

A penis that has been exposed to extreme cold temperatures and is to the point where it is frostbitten and black
by Cock Master9998989 October 23, 2013
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trinity death

A terrible death for a great hero character named after Trinity in the Matrix Trilogy who died like a stock character rather than going out fighting.
Jesse James the famed outlaw of the west was shot in the back by cowards thus suffering a trinity death. I hope I don't have a Trinity Death and go out a like a sucker.
by avatarum January 5, 2008
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