I'd toy don't hoot

"If you don't reach" - one of a million possible f-ups your mobile devices auto-correct and voice-to-text functions create. Many other common autocorrect fails include "ducking" , ive had enough of that bull "shirt", i forgot to bring a "penis" to class again, that street rat is such a "whole", so "hoped" it go?, good "knight" babe, due to unfortunate "circumcisions" yoga class has been canceled tonight.

Damn you phone!

"Yeah I understand the rank but everything I have read on reddit states that I'd toy don't hoot that quest step by season reset then it doesn't count. Does not roll over between seasons"
"WTF are you trying to say right now, Pete?"

by StreetSlangSupreme May 28, 2019

Don't Think It Too Deeper

A grammatically incorrect sentence

Santi, don't think it too deeper

by DatsSk8erBoi October 9, 2017

please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!

fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.

by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017

I don't wanna syndrome

"I don't wanna syndrome". Is where I don't give a crap about something. It's not contagious but we all have this condition in our genes. It's released when something we see or do it's dull, boring or just plain stupid and does not click with our interests in any way shape or form.

If you don't like it, you might have a condition. Sure do, it's called "I don't wanna syndrome".

by DestructiveBurn July 16, 2023

don't haytch my mellow

Similar to the old fashioned saying “don’t cramp my style” but it’s cooler, and more hip to say than that old boomer saying

Bob: hey John can I tag along with you to that party on Thursday
John: nah bruh don't haytch my mellow

by Semi Aquatic Bird Society October 13, 2022

Don't Fauci my Florida

Please don't propose or implement your bad political ideas in my country or city or municipality.

I am serious, please don't fauci my Florida. Please go somewhere else with your political ideas.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2022

I don't give a fuck

When saying "I don't give a fuck", you have to say it with your whole chest.
*I don't give a fuck that I smoke too many cigarettes
*I don't give a fuck how many treats I eat in a day
*I don't give a fuck what the background information is
*I don't give a fuck if you want Observations in the report

I don't give a fuck what you said in the meeting, I'm not writing more than 4 sentences in my asbestos report!

by Hawkeye6262 September 14, 2023