Super Straight

A way for middleschoolders old men and white twinks to identify they both have a scat kink. This is commonly used on the app tiktok where the colors black and orange(grindr colors) are put in a bio so it's easier to find other twinks

I am super straight meaning I am sexually attracted to f*ck the literal shit out of someone

by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021

Super Straight

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.

Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Super straight

Someone who Is attracted to the opposite sex without including people who are trans. Super straight is part of the lgbtq+.

Hey my sexuality is super straight!

by Shreck101 March 7, 2021

Straight Vaper

An individual who uses electronic cigarettes with no mood altering enhancements (nicotine, caffeine, taurine, thc, etc) and who's right to do so is protected by law from FDA or other governmental interference, as their consumable product contains no intoxicants.

Etymology:
Straight - Free from extraneous matter (straight whiskey)
Go Straight - To live a law-abiding life, no longer engage in crime.
Play it Straight - To do something without jokes, tricks, subterfuge, distortions, or the like.
Vaper - Electronic cigarette user. From the word vapor, which is what the user inhales in place of traditional cigarette smoke.

Coined in 2011

I've smoke free since 2/2010, when I became a Vaper... And I've been nicotine free since 12/2011, when I became a Straight Vaper.

by monarch79 December 15, 2011

super straight

social rejects just like the alt community

Person: im super straight

Other person: so your a social reject

Person: yes

by FACTCHECKONDRUG March 8, 2021

super straight

Transphobe

Hello i am super straight
Hello i am a transphobe

by Piscismeri March 10, 2021

Super Straight

A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.

He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.

by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021