by The Lobotomist February 7, 2024
Get the Herkin Jerkmug.
Get the circle jerkmug. by Owds January 2, 2021
Get the demon jerkmug. by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 8, 2018
Get the beef jerkingmug. Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024
Get the Jerk Burglarmug. Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
Get the jerking it crazy stylemug. 