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meme ass

When you sit on the toilet too long while looking at memes until you can't feel your ass.
Felix: I was on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep and I can't feel anything!

Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.
by GlacialSubway July 26, 2017
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Ass Snuffed

When someone farts on you or your stuff without your knowledge.
When Johnny went to take the trash outside, LiL Jimmy ASS Snuffed his fork. Leaving Johnny with a bad taste in his mouth after lunch.
by Jedi Mind Trick December 14, 2008
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vacation ass

After returning from a nice vacation where you eat and drink to your heart’s delight, you spend the next few days with an itchy, swampy anus as you release farts of death while in the car going to and from work.
Hey what is Ofier doing at the pharmacy? Well, Ofier came back from Cancun, Mexico yesterday after participatng in the chalupa festival andncame down with a tricky case of vacation ass. He’s on his way to buy a box of butt wipes.
by Music Man 71 January 2, 2018
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Ass-drafting

When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.
Q: What are you doing?

A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.
by Zotts June 17, 2010
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Ass Stomper

A gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your asshole. This act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim.
I had taco bell last night and had the ass stomper of my life. I thought I ripped my asshole.
by hollyhood609 August 19, 2010
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Ass Sugar

The act of snorting cocaine from a strippers asshole.
Man last night Greg and I were doped the fuck up, he got a bit of ass sugar from one of the girls.
by MissMurderess January 17, 2017
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Ass Pappy

Total retard that has no friends, and has no fucking idea what he is talking about.
Look at that ass pappy over there: I didn't even say anything to her she is being an ass pappy
by rice-cricket January 19, 2011
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