Texas Drive-Thru

While youre having sex with a girl you shove a matchbox car up her ass to "mark your territory"

Got some strange from another girl after the bar last night and gave her the ole texas drive-thru.

by Matteoooo C September 13, 2011

Texas Pistachio Wagon

A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.

Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?

Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!

by humdipper May 4, 2009

texas time-bomb

setting someone's alarm clock then defecating on it so the as to listen to the response

that girl i went home with last night, I texas time-bombed her ass

by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004

Texas A&M University

-Largest University in the U.S. in terms of land area.
-Home to the largest football stadium in the state of Texas.
-3rd Largest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students. (Capped at 42,000)
-Only University with a Land, a Sea and an Air grant from the U.S. government.
-Known for its Nationaly Famous Corp of Cadets.
-Often falsely sterotyped as being "full of hicks"
-Main campus located in College Station, Texas.
--Located 80 miles from Houston and Austin.
-Home of the 12th Man.

Texas A&M University is conservative where The University of Texas is liberal.

by JRD June 27, 2004

Texas Nose Flute

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.

Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.

by browndoctor May 14, 2015

Texas Cake House

An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."

Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.

by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017

Texas Rectum Ranger

Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.

Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.

by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013