by Steinbrenda January 10, 2022
When a retard tries to give someone head.
by My Alias Is Not My Real Name February 21, 2011
A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.
"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
by Bizza mcbizbiz April 20, 2023
When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta May 31, 2012
by QuartzHoney March 21, 2021
when you are told your are doin things wrong, but are told that there wrong, so instead of fixing them you look for wrong in everything others do,
when your effin tarded 109th company hurts or kill innocent people, and you yell at another company for wearing a fleece cap while in acu. thanks 17 cssb
by headhunted November 24, 2010