speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

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quart tarded

quarter of a retard

i’m not retarded i’m quart tarded

by C.Sherman February 5, 2023

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The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.

Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"

by Litaker July 8, 2011

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Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.

Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025

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effin tarded

when you are told your are doin things wrong, but are told that there wrong, so instead of fixing them you look for wrong in everything others do,

when your effin tarded 109th company hurts or kill innocent people, and you yell at another company for wearing a fleece cap while in acu. thanks 17 cssb

by headhunted November 27, 2010

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