Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc
And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.
by DPShiro February 14, 2016
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Tard tender

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county
by Steinbrenda January 10, 2022
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Nog Tard

Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...
by My Alias Is Not My Real Name February 21, 2011
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Punt-tard

A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.
"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"

"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
by Bizza mcbizbiz April 20, 2023
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Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta May 31, 2012
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Tard on

I worked a double shift today and I have a Tard on longer than a houseboat .
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Bar Tard

Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.
Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.
by QuartzHoney March 21, 2021
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