strangling the kangaroo

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.

You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo

by smokestyle December 24, 2021

stangenes

tall lanky ging*r fuck, white boy, alabamanese, Inbred Incel, kindest man who will love you forever <3

"thats gotta be stangenes over there. gotta suck him off. please. balls in my mouth"

by pandamanlover69loveeesex March 1, 2022

Stranglish

To strangle to the point of surrender

The act of subtle strangulation.
IE...
I'm going to stranglish you until you struglish.

by Trucker 1096 March 15, 2022

Strangletoe

When one of your toes protrudes through a hole in your sock, but not all the way, somewhere in between. Enough to cause you severe pain in the toe.

I removed one of my shoes, it was just as I had suspected I had a wicked case of strangletoe on my big toe and boy did it hurt!

by Djm1962 April 5, 2022

strandell

Agressively homosexual; Showing your balls (Scrotum) to unwanted guests/friends/visitors of the same gender, particularly male.

please stop showing me your nuts... youre strandelling too much!!

by John Wayne Gouisie June 7, 2022

Stragedy

Ferrari

Biden Stragedy to secure, oil commitments at Arab summit.

Biden ferrari to secure, oil commitments at Arab summit.

by Plan E July 31, 2022

Stranglebonking

Having rough sex with an attractive (preferably scholarly and dark haired) young woman, with your hands wrapped tightly around her neck. Her orgasm is probably going to be fucking awesome.

"did you hear that Mr S was stranglebonking that post-grad student till she passed out cold!"

by Westy1685 November 23, 2022