Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work

Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"

by janielletin October 3, 2014

A sick perverted motherfucker

When someone unfollows you on instagram.

You saw that Michael unfollowed us. Yes he’s a sick perverted motherfucker

by Nicolastheasshole November 21, 2021

Sick-Stick

When you’re sick, and the icky feeling gets so bad that you can hardly move. Usually the result of a fever.

A: Dude, did you get that Lego set done?
B: No, I got halfway through and my fever hit me with the sick-stick.

by TheGuyDownstairsss December 25, 2023

Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019

Stage Sick

Stage sick is when you are a performer and haven't been on the stage for awhile! You feel sad and want to be back to the stage!

Person : I'm so Stage sick I'm glad I have an audition coming up!

by Love_act January 5, 2017

Sick Duck

A duck that cought a cold

I own a sick Duck it sucks good

by Maretyui November 16, 2023

milking a sick cow

Using an idea for a product that is now old, boring, and predictable.

That Marvel franchise is milking a sick cow at this point.

by zcap9 March 4, 2018