sucks chuck

when something sucks so bad that if the situation were a person it would be willing to suck chuck norris' dick despite the obvious risks to both health and safety.

Dude 1: this game really sucks chuck.

Can also be used to describe a lame bar, ugly people, bad tests, and parents. This list is not exhaustive.

Not to be confused with the act of hurling chunks.

by ZDPH May 7, 2008

Suck A Bird

Slang for “eat chicken”. It is used humorlessly.

James: Do you want the go to the diner and suck a bird?
Tyler: What?!?!
James: It means eat some chicken, dumbass.

by YoBoiAlex August 22, 2020

suck a jiggz

to suck something black

'ur mom gay'
'suck a jiggz bro'

by thegreatestegggamer September 28, 2020

Suck Duck

A suck duck is ducking and sucking.

Me and my mom were in the park and we we’re shot at so we did a Suck Duck, we ducked down and she sucked my dick

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

Power Sucking

When a girl is taking a picture and goes from a size 1 to a -12 in a split second giving the impression that she is much skinnier than she actually is.

"Did you see her profile picture? She was Power Sucking her stomach in"

"She was Power Sucking her stomach in her pictures to impress a boy, who realized she wasn't that skinny in person"

by IAmOnFire November 5, 2012

suck a toad

suck a toad usually refers to telling a person off after s/he has tried to ridicule you in front of friends. It is also used to describe anger regarding a specific topic or person.

1. Person A: you're so short

Person B: suck a toad

2. Me: To all the people that hate elbow licking, suck a toad!

by FattyBoomBoom July 5, 2012

zipper suck

When your zipper sucks in the material below making it impossible to zip or unzip.

My favorite pants got zipper suck while standing at the urinal. I will have to spend the day with my fly down.

by dikfer October 8, 2008