Rule 0 

The most basic rule of the internet: Don't fuck with cats.

Due to the internet being built on the backs of cat videos and pictures, the internet will track down anyone seen abusing a cat.

He broke rule 0, his location will get doxxed soon enough.

Rule 0 by Losercat December 12, 2024

Rule -8

If you ask nicely, I will draw it.

Rule -8 is so cool

Rule -8 by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

Rule 34 Account

Only exists to make funny comments or to poke fun at kinky people who like futanari or gooners who always end their message with "~"

*insert that one meme with the kid crying cuz he cant make a rule 34 account*
Why does bro need to beat his meat his this bad bruh 💀

Rule 34 Account by ConnorBroski January 4, 2025

Rule 34 

A song by fish in a birdcage that handles a healthy bdsm between two people.

Ay bro did you hear the new rule 34 just dropped.

Rule 34 by Jorkin it master January 14, 2025

Rule 1969 

For every cool thing in pop culture, there is a lesser, worse Christian version of it.

In the '80s, two of the most popular heavy metal groups were Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. At the same time Whitecross and Stryper were two Christian bands who were watered down, worse versions of heavy metal hereby confirming Rule 1969.

Rule 1969 by bvb1123 February 15, 2025

Rule of thumb 

An approximate way of doing something based on presumptions rather than fact. Contrary to popular belief, the idea the law once allowed a husband to beat his wife as long as the device was no thicker than his thumb is false, as such assaults were outlawed for centuries in common law, although the ban wasn't generally codified in written law until the 1980s.

A driver kept going 5 mph over the speed limit, thinking the police had a rule of thumb that it was a waste of time to give out a ticket to anyone going anything lower than that.

Rule of thumb by BlastFurnace February 27, 2025

Rule 2763 

If it exists, there's an object show character or a objectified show of it. >:3 (BEEFYDIE REFERENCE???)

Rule 2763 is not a real internet rule btw. May be used as a joke or whatever.

Rule 2763 by CedarFeline March 9, 2025