by sufimomma May 17, 2009
Get the pussy paintmug. a lover of pussy whom much like a ferret is incredibly curious. poking and prodding around in every nook and cranny for hidden pleasures. imagine a tiny nose with whiskers flicking to and fro.... their cute little feet grabbing.... tongue darting, In and out, and all over.... girl squealing with delight. pussy ferrets are extremely good pets. (dedicated to my boo) (see also ferret sex)
oh my good I love your pussy so much I cant wait to ferret around in there....
my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....
my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....
by the pussy ferret September 9, 2018
Get the pussy ferretmug. 
Poontang the way Mother Nature intended - totally natural and unshaven :D My girlfriend is a nice pretty young lady who's also completely unshaven, and allows me to pleasure her in ways only someone who likes hairy snizz can. Anyone who doesn't like hairy coochie is probably gayer than a rainbow banner at a gay pride parade.
Contrary to what I've seen many people write, a girl's pubic hair does not, I REPEAT, DOES NOT get stuck in your teeth if you went down on her. Anyone who is stupid or fucked up enough to believe that doesn't deserve to get any, fuckin' homos...
Contrary to what I've seen many people write, a girl's pubic hair does not, I REPEAT, DOES NOT get stuck in your teeth if you went down on her. Anyone who is stupid or fucked up enough to believe that doesn't deserve to get any, fuckin' homos...
My girlfriend always lets me go down on her, and I am much obliged to eat out her sweet, naturally hairy pussy - mmm, yummy
by Robert F. Black January 3, 2009
Get the hairy pussymug. A Pussy Pizza is the term used to describe a type of pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. These varieties of pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc...
Stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan pizza.
Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.
outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.
outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
by Tyamm January 13, 2017
Get the Pussy Pizzamug. This term is used in reference to the size of a woman’s labia majora aka the outer lips of the vulva. A fat pussy means only the outer lips are visible so the labia minora, clitoris, and vaginal opening are not out in the open. A fat pussy may also have a plump Mona pubis, which is the area below the hips but above the labia (where a lot of the pubic hair grows). People with a fat pussy are more likely to have cameltoe and makes it a little more annoying to shop for underwear and bathing suits. Straight men seem to like a fat pussy as they are aesthetically pleasing and provide extra cushion for the pushin’. They’re also referred to as an “innie” as opposed to an “outie” (where the outer labia are not as large/plump). This has nothing to do with a woman’s weight; it’s solely about the lips of the ~pussy~.
by Monstahhhhh June 8, 2022
Get the fat pussymug. The act of eating the pussy of a sweet sexy woman until she cums or begs you to stop. The act of orally making the pussy swell and contract by licking and sucking the pussy repeatedly.
I would love to have a pussy munch with the new girl at work. There is nothing like a good pussy munch to make my cock rock hard.
by pantyplunderer December 31, 2010
Get the pussy munchmug.