pull a Panama

Causing your own boat (or yacht) to blow up for the sole purpose of distracting two hostile boats that are chasing you. This is done by lighting a cigar, cutting a small hole in one of the boat engine's fuel hoses, placing the lit cigar between the cut fuel hose and the wall, turning the boat 180 degrees heading toward the hostile boats, tying a rope around the steering wheel to ensure the boat's intended path toward the boats, and jumping off before your own boat explodes, thus, performing a Panama.

Al: "What do you think Dirk?" Dirk: "Uh, I think we need to pull a Panama!" Al: "A Panama...A Panama?!" Sandecker: "Panama?" Rudi: "What's a Panama?" Al: "Navy thing." Rudi: "I didn't know you were in Panama." Al: "We weren't, we were in Nicaragua." Rudi: "So, why do you call it a Panama?" Al: "We thought we were in Panama!"

by Battle Squirrel March 16, 2018

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Pulling a Paul

Using your own tears as lubricant to jerk off alone

You hear about Rich? He's so lonely that he's been pulling a Paul every night before falling asleep...

by pauljerker August 30, 2016

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Pulling a Hamlet

Occurs when an employee leaves work prior to the company’s cultural expectation of 7:00pm. This is true even if they came in before 7:00am or worked virtually the rest of the evening.

Employee 1:"Hey where is Joe? Is he in a meeting?"

Employee 2: "No, he's pulling a Hamlet." or "No, he pulled a Hamlet."

by dmlives July 25, 2011

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Aggravational Pull

when the mutual dislike or annoyance of a person, thing, place, etc, draws people closer together.

She was SOOOOO obnoxious, and I thought I was the only one who hated her posts in the forum, until the aggravational pull brought more irritated people my way, and we all soon became friends.

by Rain McKenna June 16, 2011

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